From:  DennisTheBald 
Newsgroups: misc.consumers.house
Subject: Re: Crickets in the basement - how to prevent them?
Date: Mon, 01 Oct 2007 22:06:36 -0000
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Get an iguana and put a big space heater down there.

The problem then becomes what to feed the iguana through the rest of
the year... unless you eat it and get a new one each fall.
I can see it now, the annual feat of the iguana shortly after the
first good hard freeze.