From: buck_the_trucker@glory.hole.org
Newsgroups: alt.home.repair misc.consumers.house
Subject: Re: Toilet roll holder: how high, how far?
Date: Thu, 09 Nov 2006 23:43:02 -0800

On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 23:25:33 -0600, misses-missy@all-woman.com wrote:

>On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 15:58:13 -0600, Sam E 
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 9 Nov 2006 08:17:19 -0500, "Craven Morehead"
>> wrote:
>>
>>>What is this "toilet paper" you speak of?
>>>
>>
>>A modern substitute for dried leaves.
>>
>
>I still prefer corn cobs........

Careful, if you use them wrong, corn cobs can make you queer...