From: "Stephen GoldenGun" 
Newsgroups: uk.legal uk.finance uk.business.accountancy
Subject: Re: Mr Truth and the Crock of Gold
Date: Mon, 21 Jul 2003 09:26:30 +0100


Troy Steadman  wrote in message
news:b7611b05.0307210025.2162714f@posting.google.com...
> Mr Truth and the Crock of Gold
>
> Scene 1
> *Mr Truth's front room*
>
> Mr Truth: I am Mr Truth and I always tell the truth!
> Mr Nosey: What do you do with your time Mr Truth?
> Mr Truth: Play football, watch telly, do some homework, pick up a few
> boxes and put them over there!
> Mr Nosey: Boxes?
> Mr Truth: Every box I shift they give me two bits of gold!
>
> Scene 2
> *The pub - everyone is ignoring Mr Truth*
>
> Mr Glum [to Mr Miserable]: My back! I'm not lifting any more boxes, we
> never make a penny out of it!
> Mr Miserable: How true!
> Mr Truth: *Not* true! I can tell you Mr Glum I have made a *crock of
> gold* doing just that!
> Mr Glum [looking interested]: How did you manage that?
> Mr Truth: I wrote a book! [hands it to them]
>
> Scene 3
> *The accountants*
>
> Mr Truth: Do you advise your clients to discuss their business with
> all and sundry down the pub?
> Ms Feckwit: Not in so many words!
> Mr Truth: Is it a good idea though?
> Ms Feckwit: I usually shilly-shally on that one.
>
> Scene 4
> *The pub *
>
> Mr Glum [to Mr Grumpy]: Have you heard about Mr Truth's crock of gold.
> He showed it us, it almost touches the sky!.
> Mr Grumpy: How interesting Mr Truth has become!
>
> Scene 5
> *Mr Truth's front room*
>
> Mr Nosey: Where are your boxes?
> Mr Truth: I don't know.
> Mr Nosey: And what has happened to your crock of gold?
> Mr Truth: I don't know.
>
> Scene 6
> *The pub *
>
> Mr Glum: Bloody sciatica! If my crock of gold get any heavier I won't
> be able to lift it!
> Mr Grumpy: Me neither!
>
> The End


Troy the Boy: I'm going to rename you. to "troy the riddle" cause your
allways posting in riddles.


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